I’m President of Something Significant Y’allz!!

Recent Press Release to the S.V.A. Magazine The Apathetic Nonobserver

As president of SVA’s newly formed League of Vague Uncertainties it has been my duty to guide all members into a state where their input leads to further miscommunication and misunderstanding among all peers. Our lexicon consists of words with double meanings and vague, nondescript words that have no capability of leading towards clarity and confidence in any communication or interaction. I have found my role to be incredibly fulfilling and it brings me deep pleasure to know that I am furthering the general alienation of the common man.
If you have any interest in joining this important and revolutionary League please send your social security number, personal address, tax receipts and birth certificate to HQ and we’ll get you some pamphlets written in Braille.