Night two

By the Fantastic Roman Cascioppo

The goal for night two was simply to get drunk. The drink of choice was “Brooklyn Lager”, I informed Rome (who had a fake ID) to purchase that specific beer. After he purchased the brew we walked a half block and i had to grab a slice of pie. Tonight’s choice was “Tony’s pizza”, it was by far the best, while consuming the delightful snack i started on my six pack of lager. Once we had each consumed our six packs we decided to bring the third six pack out on the town with us. We worked our way to Madison square. park I noticed the interesting sculptures that were situated there, one being a tree made of metal. We sat down upon one of the benches and gossiped for awhile when suddenly an indian man walked by and we started a conversation with him. His name was MG and despite the language barrier we had a fun conversation with him, he worked at a vegetarian indian restaurant. Once we got kicked out of the park we parted ways, Rome and I headed back to the apartment. After each having 9 brooklyn lagers we were ready for sleep.

Rome’s note: Brooklyn Lager is super heavy!

Rome and Roman Reminisce

Operation Drinking Party

Back in the summer of 2005 the R2 squad, Roman and Rome, had an ambition. Their ambition was to throw a “drinking party” (as if it would be any different than a typical highschool party), thanks to Roman having a Fake ID buy alcohol was no problem, however, he was not crazy about the idea of having a party at his home, nor was Rome. Luckily Roman knew of a place, a house, or more like a crack-house. His friend Fabio had moved out just months earlier and had left the managerial duties of the residence to his deranged comrade name Jacques, a former meth-head who had a an awful growling voice, he was also an estimated 50 years of age. Their mission was to befriend him and convince him to allow R2 to throw a party in the main unit of the building, there were probably another 4 units in the house, the other tenants had drug problems, which made them somewhat risky to be around, but for the most part they weren’t a problem. After timidly proposing the idea to this idea to jacques it seemed like the boys might have something going for them.

By Roman Cascioppo

Part 2 coming

Roman’s First Night In New York

After tackling the elaborate subway system our hero, Roman, arrived in the fabled and legendary district of Stuy Town. In this strange new world, nothing was better than seeing the smile of his dear companion Rome. The dark streets suddenly became a lot more navigable. The street lamps took on a warm, heavenly glow. “How was the trip?” Rome inquired. “It was great. The plane was okay. The subway system is kinda tricky.” After dropping his bags off at the apartment the two set out for a couple slices of fine, authentic New York pie. It was already midnight in New York, but for Roman it seemed like it was only 9 pm, usually when the medicational drinking starts. Rome replied that he was already on pills, it was two days into his career as a Lexaprofessional. After the pie they circled back to the home base, Rome’s flat. Once situated they proceeded to smoke a bowl. After the cool high invaded their psyches they decided it was time for some intellectual stimulation, so they proceeded to watch Youtube videos. After a whole barrel of laughs, they boys were so tuckered that they each needed to embrace slumber, and prepare for a new day.

Ripley’s Believe It Or Not!!!

I awoke today at about 8 and went to screenwriting class. It was okay. Then I went home and fell asleep to the Marx Bros.’ Big Store. I set my alarm for 3 but forgot to reprogram the ringer, which was on vibrate. So I awoke about 4, missing my second therapy appointment. I’ve spent the rest of the day, cleaning and getting the place ready for my friend Roman from Seattle, who is staying here in NYC for Thanksgiving weekend. When he gets here, we are going to write a blog entry. Today is my second day on Lexapro; it hasn’t yet had an affect and could take as long as 2 weeks or so. Other drugs I consumed today: caffeine, aderol, cannabis sativa (so it’s basically how I hope to feel on Lexapro). Hi Vange!

T-Pain featuring Akon

Isn’t that a little redundant?

Tom Cruise

Hey allz! So I ran into Tom Cruise today at the shopping store. He was buying a gaggle of geese for his cousin, Sofia Coppola. After he fought off the demons, he bought me a Chummy Cherry Smoothie from Jamba Juice. He is a really great guy and I can tell he really cares about his family, which I respect.

Mmmmmmm

Up

Starting next week, I will be a Lexaprofessional.  God bless.

Now for some biblical inspiration to keep you close to the lord:

“Love is patient; love is kind
and envies no one.
Love is never boastful, nor conceited, nor rude;
never selfish, not quick to take offense.
There is nothing love cannot face;
there is no limit to its faith,
its hope, and endurance.
In a word, there are three things
that last forever: faith, hope, and love;
but the greatest of them all is love.”

Dream! Very important and emotional to my FEELINGS!!

INT. GYMNASIUM – DREAM TIME

Pablo is wandering around the gym. The gym is filled with basketball hoops, but instead of net it is a big vagina.

PABLO

This place is hella nasty! Where da pussy?!

A Demon with the head of Bertolt Brecht enters and throws a kanye west cd at Pablo, chopping off his head. A giant caterpillar enters. He eats a bowl of pudding with Captain Kangaroo. A goat with glass eyes enters and starts talking with a camel whose accent resembles 2pac Shakur. Donald Trump comes in and steals everyone’s money then starts raping an adorable black and neon pink puppy. A waitress comes in with her dad, Mildred. Mildred reveals her tattoo of a talkative monk with false teeth and everybody notes the irony.

PABLO (CONT’D)

Yo! I said I want some pussy! I wasn’t playing!
Snoop Dogg comes in smoking a blunt with MF Doom. MF Doom pulls out a laser beam and fires it at Pablo. Once the laser hits Pablo he finds himself in a dark cave. He walks towards a bright light in the distance. As he grows near to the light his head begins to grow and expand until it fills the cave completely and Pablo has a difficult time pulling through but he finally does pull through and he finds his family who is laughing and smiling and they all start singing Murder Was the Case with Snoop who is dressed in a priest’s frock. They all start doing heroin and so they are very happy.

Pscilioschiybin Mushfrooms

I want to take them. Also LSD.   But not heroin. Probably.